Wang Chung

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole Earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. ...

It doesn't seem like much, I know, but it's all about the delivery. ;) And the last bit a friend typed in last second because he thought none of you ...

Girl was one of them cute nerd types, so I appealed to her sensibilities. Your eyes are a miasma Of effervescent plasma The sun is a mass Of incandescent gas ...

Well, the term "boring" fits this song like a glove. 5/10

Erm...the beat was decent and relatively catchy, but that black guy sounded like he had a really pissed off woodland creature stuck in his throat. 7/10

Same ol' anime character profile. 5/10

I suppose. You can't spell bestiality without "best", after all.

When choosing between Edward and Jacob, isn't Bella technically choosing between necrophilia and bestiality? Discuss.

Are you cut up Or do you easily forget Are you still around Why haven't you managed to die yet How do you sleep You've never loved Why was I ...

10/10 for being from Red vs. Blue.

First of all, I love me a hearty 'ol pirate yarn, and this certainly fits the bill. I deeply enjoy your writing style: clean, descriptive, and effective. I especially like ...

jasminebells, I thank you for your comment, although I don't intend on releasing this silly (but genius) poem into any competitions. I wanted to let you know that haikus in ...

Edited due to plagiarism. - Big Brother.

Long and complicated and not particularly witty or interesting. But it had cannibals in it. 7/10

These words wandered into my head today, and while they're perfectly benign, sound so dirty to me. Cuchillo, peluche, and punto. Add any you think of, if you are motivated.